Hilarious Signs

Hilarious Signs
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Eternal Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven’s gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.
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The English language

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn’t canine.
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Why is it that we have to speak English

An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.
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Strawberries, Birds, and Children – Life’s Outtakes by Daris Howard

By Daris Howard

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Daris Howard can be reached atdaris@darishoward.com or by going to www.darishoward.com

There is nothing I enjoy like a good challenge.  My wife, Donna, informed me that she didn’t think there was any way on this planet that I could grow enough strawberries to ever make her tired of them.
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The Hokey Pokey – Shakespearean Style

*The Hokey Pokey* Original Lyrics
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Alvin Lowell Orgill – 93 Obituary

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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Good Writing Advice

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
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Psychiatric Hotline

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
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Francis Marlene Walters – 77 Obituary

Francis Marlene Walters, 77 of St. Anthony, Idaho, died Saturday, June 20, 2009 at Rexburg Rehabilitation Home of cancer.
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Passing an exam

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
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